It's always important to give credit where credit is due, or so my mother always says.

The Incredible Art
The fabulous backgrounds and headers for these pages were done by a single artist -- Don Hazeltine.

The Page Layout and Code
I created this website with the most efficient, effective, user-friendly page generation program available on the market: Notepad.

All other page creation tools suck. This is a fact, learn to accept it.

The Text
General wordage by Cindy Vanous. Text is what I do.